The spider reads every pump.fun coin

STRANGER--

AFTER--

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Reading it like a stranger

claim 0owner 0file 0approval 0vague 0

CAappears here at launch

Spiderlings

Every $SPIDER buyer drops onto the web, and the spider reads their bag next: another pump.fun coin that wallet holds, live on screen. Nothing to connect or sign.

Last reads

Feed it a coin

It goes on everyone's screen, next in line.

On the clock

+3 min · Board raidThe spider reads the five hottest coins on pump.fun back to back.
+2 h · The sweepIt goes back to the ten lowest and ten highest scores from the first two hours and shows which are still standing. Whatever the result.
+12 h · The moltThe day's report card: reads, flags, the most-used vague word, the best and worst read.

How the spider reads

It reads each coin's own words like a stranger who knows nothing. Every word that does a job gets a tag:

claim says something is true: burns, rewards, first, 100x
owner says whose it is: dev, team, we, a famous name
file points at something you can open: a site, an app, a repo
approval asks you to trust someone else: official, backed, audited
vague says nothing at all: soon, huge, ecosystem, AI

The first score is what a stranger makes of the words alone. Then it pulls a strand for every tag it can check against public facts: does the site load and show this CA, how old is the X account, how many coins the dev wallet has launched, what the top ten wallets and the dev hold, whether DEX is really paid, whether pump.fun's reward switch is on. Each strand holds, snaps or stays open. Open strands are flagged, never filled in. 0 guessed.

A flag means the spider couldn't confirm something, not that it's false. Scores are a read of public data, not advice. Unofficial; not affiliated with pump.fun.